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The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano
"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."
no friends is when you don’t have friends sorry ig LMAO
umar:hi
asher:shut up u have no friends #sad IMAGINE LAMO
umar:oh
basically means "youre bad at pretending to be depressed" and "we can literally tell"
Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes
This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
Usually two legendary friends names Tristan and Ben. They have an idea why they are sad but just can not put their finger on it. They are sad forever.
The Sad Brothers are joining the navy seals