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Ohio State Buckeyes

the worst football team to ever exist

sincerely,
a penn state fan

1- that football team sucked
2- it was probably the ohio state buckeyes
1- yeah how’d you know
2- it’s obvious

by cabinetbowls June 15, 2019

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


United States of America

The United States of America is like that one jock kid in high school. Strongest kid in school, mostly misunderstood, but he does have his imperfections. He fought with his mom, the United Kingdom, and got his uncle France to help settle custody arrangements, but they're over it now and is now very very close with his mom.

Some really REALLY dislike USA, especially Russia. Russia is really jacked, just like USA. Not long ago they were at each other's throats, threatening to fight one another, but now they just kinda watch each other behind each other's backs.

USA is close with his brother, Canada. Canada and USA tell everything to each other. Canada and USA bodybuild together, and while USA is the strongest in the school, Canada doesn't lack too far behind him.

A few years ago, while USA was using the stall in the bathroom, Japan jumped him and stole his wallet. This was all while Germany was basically bullying the whole school and kicking everyone's ass. Later USA drop-kicked Japan twice at lunch. USA felt bad and payed Japan back because he hit him too hard. Now, they're best of friends.

(I am a proud American. Note that not all Americans are fat, lazy, and ignorant. Assuming and generalizing all Americans to be this way makes you the ignorant one. I believe that my country isn't near perfect, but I am proud to be an American, as I would hope you are proud of your country too. And if you're not, that's ok too)

Guy 1: The United States of America is full of lazy, ignorant, fat yards that are too stupid to know anything about anyone

Guy 2: To generalize all Americans this way makes you the ignorant one. There are bad people in America, yes, but there are also great and amazing people too.

by Texan_Lenin January 4, 2020

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Garden State Parkway

Poor excuse for a major highway; however, driving this road is a classic experience unique to New Jerseyans.

The only thing that I find good about the GSP is minimal toll fees. And laughing about your horrible experiences afterwards with friends.

by Rachal May 31, 2003

16πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."

Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 26, 2010

9πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


United States Death Metal

United States Death Metal is American Death Metal. USDM aka American Death Metal the national initialism of USA Death Metal. American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

Suffocation, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary & More are πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ United States Death Metal Bands

by UnHeaven Kevin December 20, 2019

93πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


penn state hazleton

the worst college campus in the USA. the average 10 is a 5.5 (referred to as the hazleton scale). also the campus is filled with inbreds, rednecks and African Americans. the old ass cops dont do shit except fuck up your day. there's nowhere to party and be ready to smoke alot of cigs

since i go to penn state hazleton all i do is look at ratchet black girls and smoke boags

by IHateHazleton November 5, 2013

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


first lady of the United States

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.

Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

115πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž