The best complement known to man kind straight
Jamallsis: I'm in the most shit mood right now and wanna kms
Shawneequa: you have the super straight
Jamallsis: ( instantly becomes rich and gets mad hoes) thanks for the compliment
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someone who doesn't drink, smoke, or engage in promiscuous sex. you can have sex when you are straight edge if you are committed to that person.
fake straight edge:
random drunk girl: agh im so drunk,want to have sex?
fake edge kid: sure!
real straight edge:
random drunk girl: agh im so drunk, want to have sex?
edge kid: no, im straight edge.
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originated from the punk/hardcore scene, a straight edger is offtenly referred to as a douche. One who has given up on all the fun things in life, a person who, for fun, dancing in circles wailing his/her arms about as if in some sort of cardiac arrest.
That Straight Edge kid should get knocked the fuck out
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A term and lifestyle originally used by a group of reasonably sensible people who saw what drugs/alcohol/casual sex can do to ruin peoples lives and decided to abstain from these activities.
Since then, it has become incredibly popular with young people who are too ignorant/scared to try new things and wanted an excuse not to.
Minor Threat: "We do not want to destroy our bodies/morals, we will be sXe"
Kid: "I'm too scared to try these new things, if I become sXe, I will not look like such a pussy and may even look like a very sensible person"
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a really gay thing that means you dont to drugs drink or cuss... im tired of these little pussys....
Me: FUCK YOU
Gay kid: please dont say cuss words im a straight edge ill cry....
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Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.
Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!
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A word that transphobic people use to try and justify their transphobia.
Person 1: I'm super straight! I only date cisgender people.
Person 2: so what you're really saying is that you're transphobic.
Person 1: what? No, it's my sexuality!
Person 2: transphobia isn't a valid sexuality. If your only reason not to date someone is because they're trans, news flash, that's transphobic.
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