i hate life
i am sick
im at school
i have to do an englisg test
and i hav e done a physics test
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i prob failed it
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i wanna go hooomee
i am sick :(
i wanna gooo hoooooooomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The thing you always wanted, but never had the balls to get
John: Dude, my girlfriend's sister is so hot.
Jack: Yeah, she's sick juice.
To take the day off work sick, whether sick or not.
Also known as a "Rest in Peace" sick day.
- Hey mate, I had a pretty big weekend so I think I'm going to rip sick on Monday.
- Woke up this morning and didn't feel like going to work so I thing I'll rip sick today.
when a group of people begin singing Wonderwall By Oasis, you feel a terrible feeling. This is being knocked sick
''Hey, James & David are singing Oasis!"
*Feels Sick*
''I have successfully been knocked sick''
When you are sick but worse than you expected, so you tell your mates that you are mega sick.
Mate, I'm actually mega sick.
Oh nooo!
Yeah I know right. Keep vomming at decidedly inopportune moments.
Like when haha
Blerrguugugyy
an awsome song by neil cicierega (a.k.a. lemon demon) on the album "hip to the java bean"
person 1- hey did you here that song by neil, "sick puppy"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"
A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.