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A person who is a dyke is also part of a cult or county
Hey look at that Dyke County she’s crazy
A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.
“Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”
The land is breeded on yeehaws and cornbread. It’s either the drugs or the A Plant that’s got the people going ape shit. The land is nothing but back roads and more back roads. The cops there are sure nice and even nicer to gamble stolen money. Our mascots is between a Tiger, Redstreaks, Indians, and Eagles. Oh but don’t be alarmed, we got a Walmart down the road where you can surely see Bobby sue pissing on a stick in the parking lot after her boyfriend Ricky just overdosed on Yeehaw Black Ice. Also say hi to the local thieves around here that will steal the tin right off your house. Yikes. There’s nothing but lost dreams and drugs everywhere. Welcome to good ole pike county. We also got motels with bed bugs! Hell yeah partner.
“Hey have you been to pike county ohio?”
“Ain’t that the place where them scary folks be?
High-Counties---Napa-Lake counties in Calif are adjacent to one another...Napa is the wine capital of the world...Lake county is becoming the cannabis capital of the world. There are a lot of DRY-counties in the south and midwest. California has only HIGH counties instead.
We went on a trip to Arkansas driving through some dry-counties. We are lucky to live in the High-counties of Napa-Lake in California
AH jay county known as jay tucky jay tucky is where all the hicks and Mexicans live but Jay county highschool have alot of nic heads and pot heads and the bathrooms are were they go to get nicced up or high
boy 1: have you heard of jay county
boy 2: you mean jay tucky?
the greatest fucking team in the championship. SHEEP SHAGGER ARMYYYY
Holy fuck derby county have won again.
Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.
"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?