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A University which thinks it's 'it' but its really not. Students typically come from the home counties and as a result, have mediocre to average banter. Night's out are alright, lecturers are okay (when they're not striking). Oh and the Student's Union is shit.
Damn bro that girl is better than University of Southampton!
Bro she's a 6...
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A small GDI University lying in the shadows of the far superior Fratmosphere know as Miami University. Ohio University tends to be extremely overpopulated with multiple occurrences of douchebaggery through and around its liberal campus.
Students tend to have an array of American Eagle, Abercrombie and the dreaded Hollister apparel, typically strutting in cargo shorts that would inevitably make a Fratdaddy/Sorostitute's head explode. Usually referred to as "O U Didn't Get Into Miami" students flock to the University in an effort to consume plenty of libations while studying a weak curriculum preparing to work for some CEO who most likely attended Miami University, UVA, Johns Hopkins, Georgia, or Clemson.
Delusional of the schools reputation, students pride themselves in a once a year Halloween party that is seemingly disappearing from the radar, leaving OU off the map for any claim to fame they may have once had.
I was once amazed at the lack of frattabbing at Ohio University.
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this is the school that costs 40k a year with no benefits.
Reasons not to even walk past the school:
1. there is no football. what kind of college doesnt have football?
2. a school that also is cutting half of the sports teams it hsa left.
3. only sports left are soccer and field hockey
4. the only good food is at mcdonalds
5. public safety will try and pull you over, nobody will stop
6. somehow rush hour lasts from 7am all the way til 1040PM when classes end.
7. AU is the former drug capital of NW DC.
8. They have gone in the last 10 years from a hot party scene to a drug/alcahol free war zone
9. In 2001 the government raided our private residences and stole all the drugs.
10. we all still do drugs
look on the south side of campus
American university used to be awesome
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1. A generic college name
2. A junior college
3. A small, no-name college
4. An obscure college
5. A junior-junior-junior-junior-junior college
Coined by Adam Carolla, ex-host of radio show "Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla"
1. My school is so small, it doesn't have a name. I go to the the University of College.
2. My school is so obscure, I might as well say I go to the the University of College.
3. Adam: ...next caller, Andy, you're 24. What's your question?
Caller: Yeah, uhh. I go to this crappy college and I really like this girl, but... (cut-off by Adam)
Adam: What college do you go to?
Caller: I'd rather not say.
Adam: Okay, then I'll hang up on you. Look you all you idiots out there, just say something or I'm going to hang up on you, okay? I don't care if you say you attend the University of College so long as you say something! Next Caller.
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Hey, I am so happy I got into the University of Richmond, but everyone is so ugly here!
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A university for those who got rejected from Penn State. Pitt is an inferior education and have a non-existent football program. Graduates look forward to working as local Walmart greeters and fast-food cashiers.
I wish I could have gone to Penn State said the University of Pittsburgh student.
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A "University" in Pittsburgh, PA that features subpar sports teams that wish they were half as good as their neighbors from the south, West Virginia University.
Dude, the University of Pittsburgh got their asses handed to them by the Mountaineers last Thanksgiving!
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