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noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.
My friend Cal is having California BBQ with a combat veteran's wife.
When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues
Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao
When a Californian moves to a red state. Most of the time, it is used by republican Texans to insult Democrats who moved from a blue state to Texas.
Person 1: I do not like Donald Trump
Person 2: Go back to California!
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A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.
When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.
An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.
I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!