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Fuck your crush day

June 27 is fuck your crush day where its the day when you’re allowed to ask your crush to fuck and they cant denie the offer .

Bro:Broooo its June 27
Friend: whats on June 27 bruv
Bro: its fuck your crush day
Friend : BET NIGGA

by Icummedinyourmomspagina May 1, 2020

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kiss ur crush day

July 6th u can kiss ur crush without being afraid to

Jade: Josh can we kiss?
Josh: why Jade
Jade: cuz it's July 6th, kiss ur crush day πŸ₯Ί

by Julliana July 6, 2020


I am totally crushing

from the popular Teen Girl Squad cartoon via homestarrunner. it means that the person has a total, complete and utter crush on someone.

"i am totally crushing over peter."

by Bobby S July 24, 2003

56πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.

Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!

by CACA1617 November 24, 2019


Kiss your crush day

October 28th is kiss your crush day! He ready kiss your crush

Lucy Hi Jimmy
Jimmy Hey Lucy

Lucy Can I kiss you?

Jimmy Why?
Lucy Because it’s kiss your crush day!

by Calitiana October 26, 2019

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


drinking B and crushing P

simply put, getting drunk on beer then fucking a girl. the weekend goal of every single man aged 18-35.

Justin: What's going on this weekend, man?

Matt: Oh you know, the usual. Drinking b and crushing p.

by TheRealSchwab February 12, 2010

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ram jam crush combo

Is where you Ram the "M" mouth and then you Jam the "P" pussy and the you Crush the "A" ass

getting a bj having anal sex and regular sex If after a night of sex you you would say I did the ram jam crush combo last night

by Kenny Ladd February 12, 2008

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž