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Someone who is very superficial and only cares about vanity.
Yo that guy is only interested in peng 9/10s, when he’s nowhere near that. What a rat piece of shit.
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AAAAHHHHH FUCK IM GOING INSANE JUST GET OUT OF MY HEAD I WANNA SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN JUST LET ME DIE FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH
MOM! DAD! I LOOKED UP LEGO PIECE 26047 AND IT LOOKS LIKE- MOM? DAD? WHERE ARE YOU? AAAAAHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD JESUS CHRIST FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Man1: Yooooo, search up lego piece 26047 on google. (*laughs quietly*)
Man2: Hahahahaha, sus.
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bitchless loser that thinks one piece is good. he gives dudes rimjobs in the boys locker room and lets his uncles touch him
“hey look at that dude in the corner by himself, he’s a One Piece Fan”
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My asshole can riverstomp better than "You @#$%&! piece of shit!
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When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper legs, then the hands at the wrists, then the lower arms, then the upper arms, then, just before he dies from a lack of blood, you slit his throat and cut off his head. So called because when you get done, there's 14 pieces of the body.
Osiris was a victim of a 14 piece dismemberment.
When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.
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When you're banging in the backwoods, she's on all four's, & just before you cum, walk over her back & as she looks up, give her the Brown Eye as the load blows.
It never hurts to yell Roll Tide!
Just before ejaculation, spread your butt cheeks & put you butthole on her eye & cum & that is an Alabama Eye Piece.
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