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A sexual act where you use your thumb to sexually pleasure a woman who is on her period. The thumb has to be used in such a way as to plug any blood flow.
Last night I thought of Scott as I have my girl the Kentucky Plug.
Derives from Kentucky Ballistics gun accident (I suggest to go watch the video)
When you're in a shitty situation and you just need to stick a thumb in it.
Dave: Was doing a plumbing job yesterday and the pipe was just spraying water everywhere..
Gigachad: Dude! You should've just kentucky plugged it!
When you jam your thumb in a hole to stop any kind of unwanted leakage.
Scott was gonna bleed out, but he gave his jugular the Kentucky plug and he made it out okay
The physical act of inserting an entire bottle of Wild Turkey into the anus upside down and subsequently using one’s thumb(s) to “plug” the anus until the whiskey is absorbed. Can be completed in parties ranging from 1-26, due to the elastic nature of the anus.
“Bro, Linda had a Tupperware party last night, and they said they’d buy all we had if I chugged a whole bottle of Wild Turkey. That shit is nasty. Thank god for the Kentucky Plug. Easiest $420 I ever made.
A sex position based on Scott's .50 CAL exploding. Requested by Brandon Herrera
Scott and Brandon were Kentucky Plugging last night
Especially useful after a night of questionable food truck tacos and tequila, the Kentucky Plug is performed as a preventative measure in the midst of having sex in the doggy style position, whereby a person ram's their thumb into their partner's anus to stop the impending arrival of unintentional fecal matter, which explodes from the colon with the force of an insanely hot loaded 50 BMG SLAP round, most likely saving both participant's lives in the process.
I had my girl bent over a table the other night and by the sounds her stomach was making and the smell coming out of her backblast area, I had to do a Kentucky Plug on her just to be safe.
When your girl has an unexpected heavy flow of menstrual blood pouring out of her vagina and your last option is burying your thump palm deep to stop the flow.
"Man the other night my girl started her period so bad I had to do the kentucky plug, just like Scott from Kentucky Ballistics had to when he severed his carotid artery."