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dusty potatoe

A old mans genatalia

Man,that old man had a Dusty potatoe

by JJJJbear April 3, 2016


potato chip

A cowboy hat. refers to the curviture of the hat which resembles a potato chip.

The dance hall was filled with nothing but hayseeds wearing potato chips.

by knastyknate February 22, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


brain potato

a large grouping of hard snot or a solid booger extracted from one's nostrils while contemplating any subject.

while answering my girlfriends question about whether or not her sister beulah with the acne problem was attractive i rubbed my nose and discovered a large mass of hardened snot i then proceeded to pull it out, scrape it off in an ashtray and said to my girlfriend, fuck no !!!! stupid. i just yanked a brain potato so large it would pass for your sisters left cheek.

by fixer 2006 April 24, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Potato head

A very smart human being, also very handsome. A potato head gets all them hoes.

That guy must be a potato head, because he is a woman magnet!

by TheBestPotatoHead March 26, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


SUDDENLY, POTATOES

a comment made on somebodies facebook status when they just make posts that ramble on and make themselves look like idiots

once they have responded to that, you post THOUSANDS OF THEM, and finally once they respond to that you delete your posts to make it look like they're talking to themselves

random idiotic facebook user: I got hella candy and some other stuff to(; habahha boy r all ova meh yeeee

Other facebook user: SUDDENLY, POTATOES

by tehhwa November 2, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


mashed potatoes

when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.

anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes

by jeremyspearout January 11, 2007

29๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


potato man

a comic book character created by the Gor (god of random)
who does absolutely funny shit.

kid:man have you read volume 6 of potato man
man: yeah it was...
kid: random yeah!
man: no! Chicken and cheese!

by God Of Random April 28, 2010

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