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When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and some of the shit comes off on your hand.
Jason had bad diarrhea, so when he wiped, he had a down-town surprise.
I swear to God Janis. I saw it with my own eyes. Right there in Waffle House. I shit you not. She whipped out her Supreme Fish Surprise. Flopped it right on my choco waffles.
A casserole made with any random ingredients left in your fridge
Jason made this delicious hotdish last night. Not sure what he put in it though... It was a Funky Surprise Hotdish for sure.
(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.
Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.
Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.
Patrick: Damn. Women these days...
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An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!
Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv
*stealing a car*
Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker
The act in which mid sex the male, in missionary position, rolls continuously, still penetrating his partner and thrusting.
Shane: "Hey Rick!"
Rick: "What now Shane.."
Shane: "Guess what I did to Laurie last Tuesday?"
Rick gives him a serious face and asks,"What did you do to her Shane?"
Shane: "I gave her the famous Surprise Barrel Roll on her for 10 seconds!"
Rick turns around and mutters to himself,"I was only able to do it to her for 2 seconds..."