Tea Tree Oil

Amazing oil with many uses.

-Use on piercings, to reduce swelling
-Use with warm water for all-purpose non-toxic disinfectant cleaner
-Used as massage oil

Smells like crap

Person 1: Damnit, my cartilage piercing has a bubble on it.
Person 2: Put some TTO(Tea Tree Oil) on it. It smells like shit, but it works.

tea-ing off

A drinking event where a group of grown men chugs a bottle of Twisted Tea each as fast as they possibly can until they finish the tea. Usually done in a race or timed format. All varieties of Twisted Tea are used in a Tea Off. These include Original, Half and Half, Backyard Batch, Midnight, Raspberry, and Green Citrus.

Mike: You guys wanna tea off?
Troy: Hell yea I love tea-ing off!
Binoy: 3, 2, 1...

*all men chug their teas*

(5.98 seconds later)

Pat: DONE!

tapioca milk tea

milk tea with tapioca, thus the most amazing and yummy drink ever created in the whole entire world; very addicting

bob: Oh my gosh! Isn't that your 10th cup of tapioca milk tea this week?

fred: I can't help it! I'm addicted~

bubble tea

What one makes when one farts in the bathtub.

I ripped a nasty one, and had to rinse my face with that bubble tea.

The Tea is so hot

When gossip gets really juicy

person 1: Dude did you hear about that celebrity scandal?
person 2: OMG yes

person 1: Man, the tea is so hot that it just burned through my cup
person 2: LMAO

Pirate tea bag

Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye.

I bet Ashley Olsen was pirate tea bagged by Lance Armstrong.

intimate afternoon tea

A gathering between companions in an intimate, classy, and tea-like setting.

R: Hey! Want to go for some intimate afternoon tea?
M: Yes, most definitely.