When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."
Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."
Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."
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A conspiracy involving very rich and powerful people plotting mass population reduction (80%+) and a one world government. See NWO.
"There is a chance, for the President of the United States (George W. Bush), to use this disaster, to carry out what his father-, a phrase his father used I think only once and hasn't been used since and this is a New World Order" - Gary Hart on September 12, 2001 The day right after the twin towers fell
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The egg that went viral and beat Kylie Jenner for most liked Instagram post which was 18 million likes in mid-January 2019.
Person 1: Have you seen the world record egg post?
Person 2: Of course! Who hasn't?!
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Last night I rocked Caddy's world, "rocked her world."
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A future war in which several major nation of our planet will be involved in. One possibility is a war between China and U.S. The war could be started with a N. Korea invasion of S. Korea. In which most likely N. Korea is turned back by the U.S. and S. Korea. At this point China comes in to save N. Korea and a World War breaks out. The war would take place in Korea and both navies fighting each other in the Pacific Ocean. Conflicts would also be stired up in the middle east in where both countries try to secure oil reserves for fighting the war. The war would most likely end with a cease fire after thousands die and both economies are devastated by not having the trade between the two nations. If over 20 nukes are set off enough dust would be stired up into the sky to block out the sun causing a nuclear winter (nice way to cancle out global warming). The world would be in an ice age only worsening the situation for both countries. America might win but only if China breaks out in a civil war.
Another possible war could be between the western world and the middle east. Though unlikely because the Quran accepts Christianty as the same god and the west accepts all religions or no religion whatever. It could happen if the west keeps screwing over the middle east like it has been for the past well... I guess since the west was. Like I said its unlikely because your average arab and American have no interest in killing each other and those are the people that will fight each other. If it does happen it would likely spark by an invasion of Iran. Iran will be devastated and suicide bombings will be going off in elementary schools across America and sick stuff like that. Causing American soldiers to be brutal to Iranians which then get the whole middle east against America and the western world.
I truly don't know what could happen with a culture clash like this and I hope it doesn't happen.
Both possibilities should be avoided and can be. By not trying to start any more wars, recognizing China as a major power and allowing Iran to have nuclear energy as long as they let the U.N. observe them, war can be avoided. China has no interest in going to war with America because they would lose their economy and likely never regain it. The middle east won't go to war with the west. And if Iran tries to start something and the U.S. responds they will likely take the U.S.'s side, unless Bush invades Iran then it will get bad.
Peace be with you my brothers and sisters.
"America will either start World War III or end it, but not both." - A qoute from an urbandictionary definer.
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An oxymoron.
MTV's The Real World: a drunken roommate sleeps with her best friend's boyfriend and the next morning, gets into an ugly fight with her friend. The production team breaks it up, the camera turns to clips of ambulances arriving at the house, and a week after it happened they act like nothing ever happened.
The actual real world: the friend sues the roommate on assault, battery, & defamation charges. The roommate is forced to work 1 full-time job and 2 part-time jobs in order to pay for the court settlement & a cheap apartment right next to the airport in order to get by.
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A ridiculously hard class that will result in sleep deprivation, all nighters, the reading of an entire textbook, the complete usage of at leas two packs of pens, two three inch binders of notes, and a new perspective on the world if you get a good teacher. If you play any sort of sport, your entire life for that year will consist of that sport and world history, forget about friends, sleep, sometimes food and even other classes. Going to sleep past twelve every night will be normal and you will begin to think that eleven on a school night is early.The AP credit is not worth the time and effort that you will put into the class to pass, I do not care how motivated or "smart" you are, you can get the same perspective in a regular class without the price you pay, do not make the mistake others have before you.
Friend: hey what did you do last night
You: I stayed up till two finishing my AP World History study guide after the game
F: Dang, good thing I don't play soccer because I only stayed up to twelve
Y:Lucky! you actually got 6 hours of sleep?
F:Yeah dude, I feel like i slept for a day
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