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A holiday celebrated by some rural communities (not limited to the South) similar to normal New Year's, but instead of being celebrated annually on a specific date, it's celebrated randomly every few years.
Communities observing this holiday choose it instead of New Year's as the day that marks the change in the calendar year.
This explains why some towns act like it's 1874. Because, well, it's 1874.
Charleston High School in Mississippi held its first integrated prom in 1924 local time, 2008 Eastern.
Most of metro Atlanta's Confederate New Year dates have caught up to New Year dates.
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When you wrap fireworks around your genitalia and light it on fire.
Did you see Kevin do that Chinese new year? He is crazy!
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When someone wraps their genitals in fireworks and sets them off.
Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.
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When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.
That rioter was just a string away from having a Chinese New Year.
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You say 33 year old dwarf in conversation to describe something shocking, unexpected or surprising (something that you did not see coming - see example 1). It could also be used to describe an unexpected development.
Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.
1.) "Abbey came out as gay at Michelle's party, that was a 33 year old dwarf.
"Really? I always suspected she might be.
2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."
"But he's so shy."
"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."
3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.
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this phrase is like "off the hook". it means "that's tight" or relating to something cool. i believe it was commonly heard in Jay-z's song "Big Pimpin".
-Look at the spinners on my escalade!
-Damn homie those be off the chains for a whole year!
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Oi lads i had a three year old kebab last night
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