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when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you
Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel
A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.
"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"
The action of a squirrel and/or chipmunk unknowingly tormenting my dog while she is trapped on the other side of the window. Common affects caused on the dog are, but not limited to: whining, barking, whimpering, general anxiety caused by something you want being right outside your reach.
The squirrels outside our living room window were on aware of the squirrelmenting they were causing on the dog inside.
when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.
Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.
If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.
a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)
Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts
Steven= You sausage squirrel
A sexual act in which a woman lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed and the man puts his testicles (nuts) in her mouth while he ejactulates on her chest.
He gave me a squirrel necklace but it was hard to breathe with his nuts in my mouth!
A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.