Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

You want to play, let’s play

Chamber’s ult on enemy team that scares the living shit out of everyone.

Chamber: You want to play, let’s play. The other team: alright time to head out.

Let me see your phone

When your parents say this, you know your screwed.

Dad: Let me see your phone
Me: Oh sh-

Lets catch up sometime

an outdated saying that nobody really uses anymore, except for the really stiff old people

Jane-lets catch up sometime
John-you mean chill sometime
Jane-no i mean catch up some time
John- lol who says that anymore

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I'd let him stick the tip in

When you see a man so attractive your first thought is to get down on all fours and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. This response is usually elicited by a man who is the epitome of masculinity.

Alternatively, a man who has Ugly Duckling Syndrome or may not be "conventionally" attractive but has an amazing personality.

Lisa: I just watched the trailer for the Wolverine movie and Hugh Jackman is beyond hot.
Gillian: True that, I'd let him stick the tip in.

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don't let the cat out of the bag

An idiom for do not tell a secret. Uses figurative language.

"Don't let the cat out of the bag or the party will be ruined!"

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Let me clap yo cheeks

The day you let a nigga named Miguel clap on them cheeks (January)

Let me clap yo cheeks -I want to let him clap on my booty cheeks

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