A very dumb person who likes toxic boring people.
person 1: "She just asked Lucas out!"
person 2: "what a French toast lover"
When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)
I was doing anal with my girlfriend last night and accidently gave her a toasted tomato.
When you do anal and give an anal dick rash
I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.
When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
I need to start toasting the bagel bro.
Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone
Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!