gravy train

the substance a homosexual man leaks from his anus (usually running down his legs) the day after anal sex.usually marbeled brown and white in colour and of a sloppy consistancy.

the homosexual mans equivilant to a womans monthly period.

god my gravy train has started... what an inconvienience

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basic training

The acceptance of your inability to complete Marine Corps Boot camp.

"Hey Bob, I turned out to be a non-hacker pussy when I went to boot camp, so i'm just going to army basic training."

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run a train

alot of girls raping a guy

we are gonna run a train on him this weekend!

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French Train

When about 5 people lie on the floor and wait for each other to fart, and when somebody actually farts everybody tries to suck it up. Usually performed after eating cheese and drinking unusual amounts of milk.

French Trains are only performed in France because everyone else thinks they are gross.

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train wreck

VERY ugly woman.

Dude, was she a wreck?
Worse, she was a train wreck.

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fuck-train

A traditional Texan custom where families that have moved from Texas to the greater Sacramento area are to "make love" with their family at the same time. This custom was created to re-enact the same procedure Texan farmers did to the steers to make them ready to be slaughtered for meat.

Sorry, Josh can't come play now. He has to eat dinner, do his homework and do the fuck-train. Maybe after 8 o'clock

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train wreck

When 2 or more men successfully run a train (have sex) on a woman one after the other.

She'd be a fucking train wreck!

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