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The hyphy (it's a movement, not a lifestyle) term for Jay-Walking in the Yay Area. I'm sure the Baydestrian (AKA Mistah Fab, the Yellow Bus Driver) would approve. When not riding the Yellow Bus, you may has well live dangerously and cross the street without a cross walk. Yaddidi?
A police officer stops you and tries to ticket you for Jay- Walking. You say: "Shoot. I don't Jay-Walk, I Bay Walk!"
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Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.
Something a married man does alone and ashamed.
She had a headache so I ended up walking the poodle again.
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A person that walks with their skateboard untill someone can see them, then they hop on their board.
Lets go take that walk-boarder's skateboard, man he is gay!
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The most notorious out the trio (player, manwhore, walking sti), the term is a derogatory term for an extremely promiscuous man. The walking sti is literally what the name implies, as this subject will usually have slept with so many women that the odds of having contracted some type of sti are most likely very high. The complete opposite of the player, the walking sti values quantity over quantity. His reputation is usually bad among both males and females, and unless dramatic changes are made, will most likely never establish a meaningful relationship with women, as all he will want of them is sex. This term is best used for the select males who hook up with women for one night and then never speak to them again, or otherwise treat them poorly.
G1: OMG, WHY ISN'T BOB TALKING TO ME? I THOUGHT WE MADE A CONNECTION LAST NIGHT...
G2: No honey, Bob is a walking sti. You wont be hearing from him again, and you might also want to consider checking yourself out. There's no telling where he's been.
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When you have sex with a woman in the street
"I milly walk on any block"
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The act of walking and farting at the same time.
The horses always have the walking trots and so does you grandpa.
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Being forced to walk the straight and narrow to avoid attack. Having to pass through the gauntlet.
1. Between my two girlfriends,I'm in a Perf Walk.
2. While trying to avoid falling any further from grace, I'm on a Perf Walk.
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