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When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.
Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.
When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Secret code for masturbation.
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."
What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.
My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.
To vigorously wash someone's face with snow. A most unpleasant experience.
Someone gave Derek a snow wash. He went home crying.
Typically a term used on building sites when it's time to start cleaning up for the day.
I need to get out of here, so starting to wash the mixer.
When you get all set up and comfy that a lover wants to get serious and they blow you off.
I was completely power washed by him.