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A joke used by those who are savvy in mathematics. The joke is funny because it makes the point that the person saying the phrase only understands the decimal system, which relies on numbers in groups of 10. The binary system relies on numbers in groups of 2. If the speaker of the phrase had been able to understand binary, he/she would've said the phrase correctly, "there are 2 types of people...".
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont
Decimal:
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,
etc...
Binary:
0,0
0,1
1,0
1,1
etc...
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When a girls face has a upturned nose and puffy cheeks
Jipster: Damn that girl looks good!
Mike: ughh she has cindy lou who disorder
jipster: So
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idk some fag from one direction said something
why is this trending
yo this band died like 5 years ago wake up
"girls who eat carrots'' stupid-ass
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Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.
jill: on top of the fridge
ryan: walks in
ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?
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Reference to the movie "Battle Royale".
I'm the guy who signed up for fun!
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Dead meat. I swear i'm comin to michigan in february and kickin everyones ass who fucks with rand so leave her the fuck alone. If u dont believe me u just watch. i dont care guy or girl ill still kick ure asses one by one.
"you will Die a very painful Death"
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spoken by a male: i want to bump uglies and am hoping you're buying this line of sh*t.
spoken by a female: i don't want to date you but don't want you to go all stalker on me or worse: go fem and start crying.
johnny: wanna go out?
ronni: i don't know. i like you for who you are, and...
johnny: so then that's a no?
ronni: pretty much, yeah.
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