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When a girls face has a upturned nose and puffy cheeks
Jipster: Damn that girl looks good!
Mike: ughh she has cindy lou who disorder
jipster: So
Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.
jill: on top of the fridge
ryan: walks in
ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?
idk some fag from one direction said something
why is this trending
yo this band died like 5 years ago wake up
"girls who eat carrots'' stupid-ass
Reference to the movie "Battle Royale".
I'm the guy who signed up for fun!
Dead meat. I swear i'm comin to michigan in february and kickin everyones ass who fucks with rand so leave her the fuck alone. If u dont believe me u just watch. i dont care guy or girl ill still kick ure asses one by one.
"you will Die a very painful Death"
spoken by a male: i want to bump uglies and am hoping you're buying this line of sh*t.
spoken by a female: i don't want to date you but don't want you to go all stalker on me or worse: go fem and start crying.
johnny: wanna go out?
ronni: i don't know. i like you for who you are, and...
johnny: so then that's a no?
ronni: pretty much, yeah.
u can either be a basic bitch or a dolled up ayesha erotica typa girl
"Should I add Leg warmers to this, is it too extra?"
"You can either be a girl who poops or a bitch that shits, wear them!"