Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.
Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"
Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"
A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it
“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things”
Biggest question in human history.
Sometimes i Ask myself Why did I submit this?
a thing that Karen Smith would say.
"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.
"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.
When you're extremely bored and start typing "u r b a n d i c t o n a r y" but different.
"you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are why" is just:
you = u
are = r
bee = b
a = a
and = n
d = d
i = i
see = c
tee = t
oh = o
and = n
a = a
are = r
why = y
A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.