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Zombie

Some one who has drank an absurd amount of alcohol and is in a semi unconscious state.

Dude did you see craig last night he was such a zombie after that half gal of bernetts.

by Flatteryj March 27, 2010


Zombie

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.

Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."

Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"

by ThisB April 27, 2018


Zombie

DeLaun’s finger

That zombie got dipped in my water. I got extra skin cells.

by lolitsraquel June 16, 2021


Zombie

(A new thought, on an old word, bare with me)

It can be, a person, of sound mind and body, hooked in to social media, unaware of the world around them....and from lack of planning, will walk around hunting and killing other healthy humans for food, during trying time or emergency. (2121 pandemic/ war?)

What's your plan when SHTF

God Bless America

Holy funk, It just hit me like a ton of bricks. That those peppers use the word "zombie" to describe someone who is stuck with their head in their smartphone, wandering around almost oblivious to what's going on around them....a d because of where the "zombies" live, they can't hunt for food other than other humans.

Just think back, and think about it.....what the hell else could these crazy mofo (or not so crazy) mofo's mean.

I mean if they were planning to hunt other humans, that would be an act of domestic terrorism...so they call them zombies to avoid people who're zombies thinking they're crazy

by Renna Hocaluk, your Dad loves January 14, 2021


Zombie

A person who J-walks in the night. Usually durring Sundance.

I almost hit one of those fucking zombies, fuckin tourists.

by Peter A. Raquat December 18, 2009


Zombie

Undead creatures that only moan and eat, just like Americans

Unlike Americans, zombies prefer human meat

by TEric1989 October 21, 2020


zombie

a half dead thing that is mistaken for a canabel it is a living creature that eats it surrodings

Oh no wauch out for that walker

that zombie is going to eat you

by the litest person evaa December 11, 2017