You zone out like a pickle

Zoning out really bad a lot

GRACE you zone out like a pickle

False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)

A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.

Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."

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🎈 Friend zone emoji

Friend zoned balloon sums up someone dumb enough to think a friendly relationship should include romance

🎈 Friend zone emoji is sent to a friend that is in love with you or wants a sexual relationship but you don’t feel the same way.

Here hold this 🎈 Everyone has dreams too

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Zone out with my bone out

when you are barely hanging on to consciousness after a vigorous session of self-abuse culminating in the orgasmic climax be-gifted to all mankind

Man, last night I went straight home, and after about 25 minutes of web surfing, all I could do was zone out with my bone out!

Zone out with my bone out

directly after masturbating to internet porn you zone out surfing the web.

wow that was a good jerk off session now what should i do? Think i'll go to facebook and just Zone out with my bone out

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National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day

October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)

“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends”

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”

southern no fly zone donkey punch

having sex with a girl doggy style and then you pull out and put it in her butt, when she looks back you punch her in the face and then pull out again and put it in the woo hah again.

Man... I were humpin dis bitch and I bussed out a mad sick southern no fly zone donkey bunch on her ass

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