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One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.
Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
A shitty comeback quote used by 8th graders
7th grader: hey how ya doin?
8th Grader: DID I ASK?
When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.
Bill Cosby Group Chat
John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!
Tim:what happened?
John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!
Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?
Bob:yo what happened?
John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!
Bob:Who?
John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!
Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...
Tim:Did i ask?
Bob:what?
Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?
Bob was kicked from the group chat.
A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.
Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.
- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.
well this isn’t made by a scientist but by Brian himself she is the most perfect person ever and is always going to be the greatest person ever she loves me very much
Brian searched up “why I love Maddy more” instead google gave me the ass show and showed me the actor of Idk of wtf is that show called idc tho but yeah.
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(urban dictionary pls dont ban me i done nothing wrong)
normal person: USES PLASTIC BOTTLE
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You literally think about "I think herpes"
IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.