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when a Boy and Girl dont add friends, bestfriends, or family to dates otherwise known as a 2 man
This a one man mission she not bringing no friends and i’m not either this is not a two man
The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is a common sight to see at any of Hinckley's events. Whether it be a local run or many of Hinckley's food festivals you can always count on seeing this rare specimen wandering the area. The main way to know if you are in the presence of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is from his impressive scent of drugs and other illegal substances. A few other ways to recognise this unusual individual is from the trail of vape fumes coming from behind him or his well know ski mask and goggles. You may also be lucky enough to see this mysterious man riding (or attempting to ride) his bike around Hinckley and has even been seen venturing out into the wilderness of East Hinckley (Or Burbage as it is also known by the residents). The most recent sightings of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man have been at the annual Christmas Fun Run where he had a spectacular run including throwing up half way up castle street and with a run like Officer Earl from that one meatball show he finished by collapsing on the ground at the end. After all this, and receiving his well deserved bag of sweets (which he was disappointed to find were not laced with fentanyl) he disappeared again and yet to be seen out in the streets of Hinckley. Be sure to look out for for this guy at the next Hinckley event but keep your distance as no one knows what is stored within his pockets.
*friend 1 and 2 walking through Hinckley food festival*
Friend 1 *points* "Is that who I think it is?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, is that The Hinckley Ski Mask Man?"
Friend 1 "I think so, we should stay away from him"
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's a bit dodgy"
HULIO AND ME
HULIO!! GREEN SCREEN MAN CAN BECOME POOP!!
Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing!
A term in the past for pneumonia
Pneumonia is an old man’s friend
The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.
Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!
Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!
Sanjit: Dude WTF