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Burning Man 2023 after it received an unusually rare deluge of precipitation and turning the festival into an absolute mud slog, forcing the organizers to close the gate and the attendees to shelter in place until the muddy conditions dried sufficiently.
Q: Hey man, did you go to Burning Man this year?
A: More like Raining Man, bro.
The cheating type man that is basically in another woman's pocket but is also an adult baby man
When she got home from work I noticed that his girlfriend had been in the house all she could think to herself was b**** made man baby.
When you are participating in a MMF ménage à trois and both men position themselves ither side of the woman’s shoulders and perform their ejaculate upon climax directly into said woman’s armpits. To then which the woman presses her elbows to her hips and then raising her arms, streaming a spider web like wing span. Known as the SPIDER-MAN FLIGHT SUIT.
So I tried the Spider-Man flight suit, note to self... next time shave my armpits first.
Getting a blowjob in the shower, then blowing your load on the loofah and making the other person wash their body with it.
She will need more than water to clean her up after I gave her that epic Aqua Man.
A absolute nutter who enjoys being raped by older men and shows of there body. Usually male.
Person A: where you going?
Person B: To meet my jumpsuit man
an absolute nutter who probably is a registered sex offender or touched by a older person
Person A:alright jumpsuit man spread em
Person B: Not again :(
A neatly folded section of paper towel that is placed between one's butt cheeks to catch any stray fecal matter that may linger from inadequate anal hygiene and therefore subsequently prevents the dreaded, troubling and horrifying "skid marks" in your under garments
Bro, I always use that man-pon. It keeps my briefs so crisp...no trace of ass, ever!