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An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear
I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting
The Dark Souls boss of highways. Traveling anywhere on it is equivalent to being a pirate during a tsunami.
Person 1: I have to drive on I-95 every day to get to work.
Person 2: Lmao that sucks dude
The perfect response. Inspired by the "9+10=21" meme, it is an extremely versatile phrase with the ability to be changed to suit the user's needs. The phrase can be changed through changing the subject pronoun (always the second word) of the phrase from "I" to "You", "We", "He", "She", "They", and "It". The first and third words can change states, such as going from "No I not" to "Yes I am", or "Yeah I am".
"How was your day?"
"No I not."
"Is he gonna ask her out?"
"No he not. He's gonna chicken out."
The ability to know without having been told; a satiable state of being; acceptance of another person entirely, (good & bad); the flutter in your chest and relaxing of tensions, when they touch you; the first person that comes to mind when you weigh consequence; the joy deep down in your abdomen you feel when your doing something for them; the need to please; the person you brag about.
Each time he leaves, "I love You"
She says, "I love You, too"
Person 1: I love you.
Person 2: I love you too.
Person 1: *wakes up*
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Something said to someone you really love and would kill for. Someone that will drive you crazy. Someone who will one day have children with you.
But then they do things to and hurt you. Like lie and sleep with other people behind your back. And you start feeling the pain because you know. You just know.
Then you don't say it anymore. But then they are angry with you as if you have done something wrong like all the things they have done to you. And they don't understand why because they are too damn stupid. So their new relationship isn't really working out so they try and reach out to you but you're having none of it. So they're even more mad. And now they're trapped in the other person's grips and they're taking full advantage. Now they're falling apart and really wishing they never did what they did. But it's too late and they know it. But you're still a good person and feel sorry for their stupidity. But you also have to think about yourself. This is when they start trying to hurt you so you would come back and the new person is trying to help because they don't want to carry that burden because they are now done with them, finished. All they wanted was sex. And that's all they have ever wanted. Now they are both miserable. So kids never sleep with someone else's someone. Because now you might be stuck with someone you never cared for if you're a good human being.
I Love You and feel sorry for you
For the both of you
I want to fuck you or I want you to suck my dick.
WHEN A BOY TELLS YOU "I LOVE YOU" HE ONLY WANTS TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU
I love you Abigail.
he only wants to fuck Abi.