IED student

An incredibly stressed human being.

You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.

Kid: Mom why are those people over there banging their heads on the wall???

Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

i hope you starve

when you want someone that you probably don't like to starve.

Adam: I haven't eaten in a week omg i am so hungry

Billy: I hope you starve

i a8nt got no bones

Boneless nibbers ain't got no bones

I got Bonnie's legs i a8nt got no bones

kuk i kakuv

putting a cock in a kakuv instead of a canoe

nice bro! i just put a kuk i kakuv

kuk i kakuv

Swearword, means Dick in Kakuv
Kakuv is yo mama.
Dick in yo mama, from the norwegian term "kuk i kano"

"Kuk i kakuv i fucked up again"
"Kuk i kakuv Jakob!"

DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...