I love child labour

It’s true

Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better

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i just smoke weed icl

When someone just smokes weed icl

Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl

I won a humongous poop in the library

Something only an idiot would say.

I won a humongous poop in the library

you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

yeah, I could splay that

A statement of affirmation or agreement about a proposed activity. Used in place of "I could get behind that", or "sure". The 'yeah' can be omitted if in a hurry.

While originally used exclusively about objects that are 'splayable', modern uses of the phrase do not require this property.

A similar phrase is "yeah, I *can* splay that", used to indicate belief or proficiency instead, i.e. "I'd buy it" or "I can do that".

It's also theoretically possible to use "no, I couldn't/can't/won't splay that" to indicate distaste or refusal, but this is rarely heard.

person A: ayo we're going Wendys in 10, you down?
person B: *deliberates* yeah, i could splay that

Schl i bd

schl i bd stands for school is bad

yea schl i bd right?

S T I

sexually transmitted infection

Clean up after sex to avoid S T I sexually transmitted infection