I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

Why the hell am I here??

In a place or situation, you do NOT know how you got there in the first place.

Random: So are you some type of elite person or?

You(who is tied up in a room full of random rich people): Why the hell am I here??

I got killed

Someone is bored and tried to look for useless definitions for fun

I got killed by searching a phrase "I got killed by searching a phrase' I got killed by searching a phrase. '"

Inf death loop :V sup diavolo