John P

A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.

John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.

"oh look, there's John P!" "What a dumbass isn't he" "yeah but he's funny as hell!"

Stodgy :p

Said like stodgy P, he’s your home dog, your boy, but just a lil short and dumpy

Me and stodgy :p are gonna go to Maryland this weekend and eat potatoes with milk

P-finger

Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.

Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!

Mckenna P

Super pretty, 100000/10. Kind,funny,smart,pretty,and the best person in the world. I love you Douglas

Mckenna P is a dream boat, and I would die for her.
OMG Mckenna is so pretty and I am sooooooo jealous

P&BJ

The act of receiving Pussy (P) and a Blow Job (BJ)

Guy 1: Bro I’m going over to stacy’s house to have sex and get my dick sucked
Guy 2: Ah, The old P&BJ
Guy 1: Exactly

Dolly P

Used to refer to someone dulling when he or she is not suppose to.

Allen is being a dolly p.

P To The 2

The most crashiest people in west mids s2 has less people but the realest out there P(side) the most active gang in the ws post code they have scored many points on ocb and yt because they are the bummiest in the ws post code

OCB bum boy: where you from g
Pside man: Im from the p fam and what
OCB bum boy: Nah my bad didn't know who you were sorry it will never happen again I don't wanna see God too soon.

Yt bum boy: G what you doing on my block state your ends fam.
S2 realests: I'm from the two nigga what?
Yt bum boy: The two.... my bad I will never talk in my life again I don't want to be like bazz. Im an ignorant nerd like Nkosi (battyman Lz) and Melvin Bolingo.

P to the 2 means the worlds best