U da lezbo

If someone says this to you there is no recovery you are put into an instant coma and will never awaken the use of these words are illegal so you may call the police but that's hard when your in a coma

Person 1: hey kids guess what you da lezbo

*all kids that heard this are in a coma*

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F. U. N.

Stands for Friends that do stuff together, You (U) and me, and Anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea.
Why hasn't this been made, even after a few years?

Guy 1: Hey, let's sing the F. U. N. song from Spongebob Squarepants!
Guy 2: No thanks.

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G <3 U

God Love You

Bless us and save us, G <3 U, ya poor crature.

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I hear u

I get what you’re sayin but I don’t believe it

Joe: Tom I swear I’m telling you the truth.
Tom: I hear u...

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Yankin' a U-ie

Another way to say a "Michigan Left" or just making a U-turn. For those who aren't MIchiganders, a "Michigan Left" is a combination of a right turn followed by a U-turn, or a U-turn followed by a right turn, depending on the situation instead of just turning left at an intersection. (you know, cus why complicate things lol)

Fuck, I missed my turn... Guess I'm Yankin' a U-ie

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U TRYNA FUCC

U tryna fucc - or you trying to fuck.

John sends a message on Tinder, his first message is UTF or U TRYNA FUCC.

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U. Bull Chit

U.B.C., namely University of Btitish Columbia, in Canada.

You'r an alumni from U. Bull Chit. Well, beat it...

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