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The 1 - 4 scale was devised by several brilliant minds who grew increasingly frustrated with the inherent subjectivity of rating women on a 1-10 scale of fuckability. Hence, the 1 - 4 scale was created to avoid the dubious, yet frequent dilemma of distinguishing between a "9" an 8.4" a "3.4" etc. The genius of the 1 -4 scale is that it employs a categorical, objective system generally agreed upon by most heterosexual males (and lipstick lesbians, not the butch ones).
Without further ado, here is the breakdown of categories:
A "1": This category is designated for females who you un-mistakenably, undoubtedly, and unabashedly would not have sex with, even in your most inebriated, depressed and lonely state. The "1" is generally characterized by the lethal combination of an ugly face, extreme obesity and very low self-confidence.
The "2":
This category is interesting because a lot more variables come into play here. The "2" is agreed upon to be generally unattractive however due to a variety of circumstances (i.e. shes a butter face, decent face with a fat body, or you have a fetish for 14 year old Malaysian prostitutes), you will have sex with her if you are drunk enough. The key here is that nobody finds out. You make sure you keep this one to yourself.
The "3":
Simultaneously the easiest, yet most problematic category to define. The "3", very broadly put, is a legitimately attractive female who you would unashamedly have sex with. The "3" is worthy of bragging rights, perhaps even girlfriend material, if you're a pussy like that. This is probably the best you're going to ever do.
the "4":
The "4" is distinct and should not be thrown around lightly. To put it in the words of one of the founding fathers of the 1-4 scale, "this girl is so hot, you would kill your own mother and piss on her grave just to smell this girl's shit." While killing is a little extreme (given the nature of our court system and their increasing willingness to play the "hard line" on parent killings), it puts into context the magnitude of what the "4" represents. This girl is so out of your league, you avoid eye contact at all costs. "4's" represent under 1% of the female population, and you most likely will never insert your penis in one.
Me: "Hey dude, how did last night go?"
Roommate: "Not bad, brought a girl home"
Me: "Nice. She a 3?"
Roommate: "No, i'd say like a 7/10"
Me: "Listen cock-smoker, the 1-10 scale is for fucking amateurs, what is she on the 1 - 4 scale we discussed?"
Roommate: "Oh..I'd say mid-to-high 2ish"
Me: "werd"
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Cryptic way of saying: I love you.
Used by Mr. Fred Rogers on his children's variety show.
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A First person shooter game where you and 3 other people can play as survivors or infected
Survivors:
Louis
Francis
Bill
Zoey
There's no difference in their abilities of the humans.
Infected:
Hunter-An infected that can jump really high
Smoker-An infected with a really long tongue who'll try to choke you to death.
Boomer-A fat infected that explodes when killed
Tank-A muscular infected that can toss things at you.
Witch-The strongest infected. I don't advice you to fight her,unless you got no choice.
You start in a safe house with weapons, health packs and ammo,take all you need.
As you leave the safe house,you'll be fighting zombies.
To make it more difficult,they run very quickly and are in a large number.
In each level,there will be a horde coming at you. The horde is a load of zombies running at you. So teamwork is very important.So work together or you'll all get killed.
*horde coming*
Players: Shit.
Left 4 Dead
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elite verison of Ok boomer but seems better :P
older person: yoo i remember this song, it's soo nostalgic
person: 10-4 dinosaur
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You want bootylishous testicles in your ass
Im putting 4 fingers up because i like balls in my ass
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A Canadian slang term for Victoria Day. A day to celebrate Queen Victoria's birthday which was May 24th. Often done with fireworks and 2-4 (24 bottle) packs of beer.
"What are you doing for the May 2-4?"
"I'm having a huge party with fireworks and getting wasted!"
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1. slang for 'the info' 2. asking for the low-down on something 3. 'information'
Hey man, we're heading out to that wedding tonight...but I need the 4-1-1.
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