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when a man ejaculates in his best friend's shorts
"Bro, I'm sorry i J-Shotted in your shorts..." "What does that mean?!" "It means you might want to wash them"
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When you stick three guys dicks in a girls mouth, vag, and ass then take the straight angle of inserting into her mouth the downward angle of sticking it up her ass and the straightward angle in her vag and put those angles together and you get a z therefore Z-J
Dude that Z-J we gave Johnson was great said Craig Nick and Seth
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This is the word that Peter Griffin uses in the popular TV cartoon, 'Family Guy' in the episode of the nudists and Stewie and Olivia acting. The word is defined to be a demoralizing word towards nudists.
"Hey there you j-bird! Having fun walking around with your junk dangling?"
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If they Can't Take a Joke,Fuck Them.
The Museum people where angry because I wrote Captions on their Old Paintings? The Captions were Funny.Rule-J,If they can't take a Joke,Fuck them.
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To open your phone and act like your busy texting away or possibly talking to someone to adviod confrontation with another person.
Wow she was pissed that I was with another girl and I guess she didnt want to see us. So she J-Flipped and acted like she got a text... to bad I know texting on her phone is not possibly because its dis-connected.
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ugly; name of a garbage company
girl: well you're a lot hotter than he is..
guy: i ain't hot, so he must be straight j-rax!
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(b. 1981) American hip-hop/rap artist from Burlington VT, whose style is mainly lo-fi, underground, and political/battle in nature. Largely influenced by 90's East Coast acts such as Wu-Tang Clan, Redman, and Canibus, J-Kwest has worked with members of rap groups Sunz Of Man and The Society Of Invisibles, and releases material digitally under the BlazeStar Inc. imprint. Reportedly has not released long-awaited debut album due to perfectionist complex, among other reasons.
"Have you heard 'Kwizzy Speaks' by J-Kwest? It's so ill!"
"I don't listen to that fake shit; I listen to Lil' Wayne and T-Pain and stuff!"
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