Old neck cracker

A crazy old man who is a pest or burden. Someone who is crazy or nuts, someone who is psychotic,schizophrenic,manic, deranged, insane, bizarre or weird.

- that crazy old neck cracker is pretty weird, it's best to leave him alone.
- old neck cracker wake up, you can't be drunk in the middle of the street.
- leave that old crazy neck cracker alone.
- the county should help all these old neck crackers find a home, instead of letting them live on the street.

Lindsey Graham Cracker

1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.

2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.

1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"

2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.

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Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.

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christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

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mcsupercoojiodus on a cracker

1. Very Good

2. Something Jesus Related, frog like, super cool on a Mcdonalds Cracker

1. god granted me three wishes and i flew away w. a flock of doves! I had sex with a McDonalds Mascot on Camera! Thats mcsupercoojiodus on a cracker!

2. Mcdonalds gave me a Jesus action figure and i put it on on a McCracker, and i put my super cool Fjiod thing on it, so its mcsupercoojiodus on a cracker

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graham crackers

When gay men hate women so much that they vote to approve a sexual predator onto the US Supreme Court.

That Lindsey “fella” over there just voted for Brett Kavanaugh. Man, he is graham crackers!!

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posing for animal crackers

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

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