Rug Burn

When masturbating with a hairy/stubbly vag, and your hands get all fucked up and gross.

Megan: OMG! Girl did you see Shaniqua's rug burn?
Macey: Hell yeah! That shit was gross!
Megan: I know right, scurvy ho!
Macey: HAHAHA!!

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CRASHED AND BURNED

when your joke fails and evryone looks at you like your a bit of shit on the floor, very embaresing

when you ask someone out and they say no, ALSO very embaresesing

*doing goofy teeth* "im a bunny wabbit :D"
....... akward slience
"CRAsHED AND BURNED!"

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Dirty Burns

This happens at a KFC restaurant. After the shift is over the owner gets caught sticking his cock in the coleslaw.

Lisa: Dylan what are you doing? Why is your cock in the coleslaw? Dylan: I'm sorry Lisa, I thought everyone went home for the evening. I thought I might just enjoy a Dirty Burns.

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burn out

Expose a person to the maximum accumulated amount of ionizing radiation for an administrative period.

We need some temporary workers to finish cleaning up that radioactive spill, because we have burned out all our own workers on it.

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Indian Burn

The red raw spots around your butt hole after a native american uses only coos juice to penitrate the rear

Danny RunningBull gave me an Indian Burn when he went back door last night.

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Freezer Burn

A burn which makes no sence or is lame!

Person 1: What's up with having sex with pie?
Person 2: Iunno, whats up with your FACE! BURN
Person 3: You fuckin' idiot that's a freezer burn.
Person 1: For sure...

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burn unit

if somthing is burn unit it is very hot

'that cup of tea is burn unit'

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