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The next morning after anal sex, a mixture of semen and feces are found in your toilet bowl.
I fucked Linda real good last night, but she left a nice pile of ass pudding in my john.
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When a pool of sweat accumulates around the ass crack region. The most serious cases of this disorder are often evident through one's pants.
Chris: Wow Matt, you have horrible reservoir ass.
Matt: Hey, shutup.
Joe: Yeah Matt, your anus has reached its dew point.
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condition of the ass caused by eating spicy foods resulting in farts that are hot
You ate some real spicy chili. Consequently your farts now burn your asshole. Now you have a case of cinnamon ass.
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The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.
Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack
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The circumference of that ass is always 69.8cm
Damn what is the ass circumference
?
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A serious condition in which the expulsions from your ass smell like sewer gas. This condition commonly occurs after eating ethnic foods, especially anything containing beans or broccoli. It is important to warn others of this condition before exposing them to it. Common symptoms of exposure include watery eyes, vomiting, and general disgust with the foul odor associated with this ailment.
John: "Whoa! That Indian buffet I had for lunch gave me some serious sewer ass!"
Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"
Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."
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A dimple/line in the centre of your nose resembling an ass.
"Wow did you see Jessica's Nose-ass?!"
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