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The miniature cheeks inside your ass cheeks framing your asshole.
"Yeah baby, spread those asshole cheeks for daddy!"
"Her asshole cheeks were gaping wide open waiting for me to insert my big fat dong."
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adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.
Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.
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The Asshole Game is played among a group of people, wherein certain members of the group flat out refuse to answer their phones. Loss is inevitable in The Asshole Game, nobody wins.
Tim: Hey, you heard from John today?
Bob: No, he's playing The Asshole Game.
Tim: Shit.
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During WW2, sex was hard to get, and masturbation and fellatio were totally unacceptable practices. But in a foxhole environment asshole buddies could sodomize each other, in turn, without problem, as long as it was kept on the down low.
I get along pretty good with Pvt X. We're asshole buddies.
I'll bet those guys are asshole buddies.
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The condition that occurs in your rectum after you eat Spicy Foods.
Can also happen with certain Taco Bell foods!
You're taking a poop the morning after you ate some extra spicy General Tso's Chicken and you can't help but notice your asshole feels like it's on fire!! You've been had by the Raging Asshole!
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The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons
Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.
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Someone who is always mean or rude on facebook, regardless of how they are in real life.
Kevin, for how nice of a person you are, you are a facebook asshole real talk
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