To be baked on is when your boys burn your ass with some comments and now they are baking on you
Hey John is about to bake on Anthony
Or Anthony was baked on
To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.
Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.
Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.
When a friend or family member forces homemade food on you and won't take no for an answer.
Me-I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at your mom's this year.
Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.
Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.
Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.
I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.
When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
Having sexual intercourse with a girl that is on her period
I gave my girl a baked tomato last night
when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.
Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”