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This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
An annoying psychopath living in Maskachka. He needs to get mental treatment as soon as possible.
Origo boss is drunk again.
It's time to find origo boss.
Something some one does to make them more of a Boss
Your wearing a suit and you put on a tie as the Boss Factor to make you look cooler
A common greeting among New Yorkers that is usually used in small shops, bars, halal carts, and clubs.
It is most effective as a subdued form of respect, especially when speaking with low-ego creatures like bouncers.
Pronounced "baws."
Customer: Hey boss, run me a baconeggandcheese and a coffee, regular.
Cashier: OK my friend, $4.5.
Clubgoer: Hey boss, how you doin' tonight?
Bouncer: .... Zero response, but internal validation gained
When you are WFH working from home under a pandemic lockdown and you are about to walk over to your desk and start work. You are Boss Switching, switching from your home boss to your work boss.
When you are Working From Home under a Pandemic Lockdown and you are about to walk over to your desk and start work. You are Boss Switching, switching from your home boss to your work boss.