Call da cops

When ur in the white rich neighborhood

Omg they call da cops again!!

phone call fairy

The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.

-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.


Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.

Booty call o’clock

Time period between 10pm to 2am when everyone says things on snap, dm’s, or text that they will regret in the morning.

Me-“ I can’t believe I sent that pic!”
Friend- “What time was it?”
Me- “I think around midnight.”
Friend- “oh, that’s booty call o’clock!”

I call bullshit

1. to call one out on a complete flasehood

2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation

3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth

1. "i am the coolest person in the world"
"i call bullshit"

2. "we've got a 15 page paper due tommarow boyo, and it has to be written entirely in sanskrit"
"i call bullshit"

3. "george w. bush is a great president"
"i call bullshit"

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Birmingham booty call

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

I met this freak bitch in Alabama, and she intoduced me to the Birmingham booty call.

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A Tribe Called Quest

Arguably the best and one of the greatest hip-hop groups in history that was formed in New York during the Golden Age of hip-hop. The group, which consisted of MCs Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, and DJ Ali Shaheed Muhammad, was well ahead of their time and used mixes of jazzand hip-hopin their music. They were a strong and vital part of the Native Tongues Posse. They are best known as pioneers of Alternative Hip-hop and have released an enormous amount of critically acclaimed singles such as the ever famous "Electric Relaxation", "Bonita Applebum", "Check the Rhime", and "Scenario". They are by far the greatest and freshest hip-hop group known.

"The jazz, the what? The jazz can move that
Cuz the Tribe originates that feelin' of pizzazz
It's the universal sound, best to brothers underground
In the one-six below, ya didn't have to go"

- Q-Tip's verse from "Jazz (We've got) of A Tribe Called Quest's second studio album "Low End Theory".

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Call of Duty Bullshit

An American war game phrase that refers to the common Bullshit encountered on Call of Duty, an American Sensation.

Call of Duty Bullshit can cause the repeated use of curse words such as fuck, bitch, queer, pussy, noob, along with others. It has also been related to holes in walls caused by controllers being thrown. It can also cause the banning of your xbox account for harassing the other players.
Adj./Noun

All of this can be yours for a low price of $60!
(Not including the ridiculously priced map packs)

"Dude it's just the normal Call of Duty Bullshit."

1.) When you knife the other person but the game believes you didn't.
2.) You are killed by a noobtubing flamer, just when you are about to get a kill streak.
3.) When you shoot someone a million times because they have painkiller and just turn around and kill you.
4.) When a person falls into last stand and shoots you once and you die.
5.) When you are on the edge of a kill streak, which is ruined by an enemy helicopter or harrier which kills you at least 5 times.
6.) When a bunch of assholes on the other team flash/stun you at least five times before they proceed to spray the shit out of you.
7.) Tactical Nuke.

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