This is the best place in the world everybody wants to be here no matter what jake says there are really cool people there like Charlie, Spencer, and Brett
Brett: Camp Shenandoah is the best camp ever
Charlie: I agree!
A Horrible horror movie franchise about a killer transvestite fuck pretending to be both Jason and Pamela Voorhees in one person.
Guy 1: Hey Shandin, you watch Sleepaway Camp?
Shandin: No, I hate that movie, it couldn't find anything other to do then copy a good horror franchise.
Robert Hiltzik needed to think of something else.
A place where exemplary individuals who are musically inclined go to hone their skills on the traditional instrument called the "piano". It is often a source of embarrassment for those who attend, although they get a great sense of accomplishment out of the great leaps forward they make in their musical talent.
Hey Jeff, wanna go up to the lake today?" "Naw sorry man, I have Piano Camp
Code word for the intended target of a malicious action or other ill-intended deeds.
"Have you told Jeffrey about the free camping yet?"
"I have and I do believe he will be joining us."
A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math
Person 1: What are you doing over the summer
Person 2: Im going to math camp
Camp chef grills are know to be dog shit.
Hey look at the jiggaboo cooking on the camp chef.
The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."