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Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
When you cum on your girls face and immediately after throw rainbow sprinkles at her
Kevin gave his babysitter a friendly ice cream
When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.
My wife and I enjoyed a oreo cream surprise last night after the kids went to bed.
The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.
mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!
1. When your having sex with someone and when they go to climax they shit every where. 2. An actual cream pie with the grinches face on it.
“Dude I gave that girl a nasty grinch cream pie”
“Bro sick”
“Yeah I gave her a grinch cream pie she said it was the best she had”
“Nice maybe you’ll go for a second date”
The act of a male ejaculating inside an anus. The receiver of the ejaculate will relax the anal walls allowing an undetermined amount of semen and fecal matter to leak out, thus creating the stinky cream pie.
Kenny: Hey bro that dude broke up with me.
Richard: What happened man, you two seemed so happy?
Kenny: I gave him a stinky cream pie and it ruined his expensive bed sheets.
Richard: Wow, I can't believe he didn't appreciate the stinky cream pie, your mom loves them!
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Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
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