When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
Being under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, and nicotine at the same time
I don’t usually like nic when I’m already crossed but screw it, let me borrow your vape - I’m getting cross domed tonight!
A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia
Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.
Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!
Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.
Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!
the never let me down handy 4 way lug nut wrench jot down in history as one of the most convenient on the go tools invented for quick car repairs since the day it was invented.
who invented the cross bar?
Bob jones spanner
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("