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When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.
It’s where your you something fucking sick
Friend 1: You you smoked some weed last night
You: Yeah it was skits cunt
Friend 1: shit cool cunt
A girl who fucks her friends boyfriends and ex boyfriends for sport.
That Kirstie girl is quite the slaggy cunt. She was my best friend till her fiftieth fuck was my exboyfriend.
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An Australian insult that adds description to cunt.
Shut the fuck up, ya dense cunt
When someone calls you a ‘Sith Cunt’, this is a opportunistic time to reply with Jedi Cunt, in the Star Wars Universe.
‘Shut up, you’re such a Jedi Cunt Said Palpatine’
Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls
You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!
No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!
the grossest thing you could ever find on a vagina. its the solidified discharge forming on the outside of the lips.
causes of the cunt scab could be one or all of the following
- prolonged fucking
- neglecting to bathe the pussy
- frequent daydreaming about david hasselhoff causing you to glaze your seat, not cleaning it up and letting it dry as a hard, white crust, resembling feta cheese
treatment of the cunt scab is easy. simply sit in a warm tub and rip it off quickly - like a bandaid. you don't want it getting caught in the hair.
also, cunt scab can be used as an insult.
man that was a sweet orgy. too bad for tina though... she's gonna have major cunt scabs.
**tina sits down** "ouch!"
craig - "hey tina what's wrong?"
tina - "damn i think my cunt scab just ripped off!!"
teacher: "okay put away your books, time for a pop quiz"
tommy: "fuckin' cunt scab"
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