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A fictional stereotype people can pretend exists to hate on for no good reason, usually it is just an excuse to shit on dream.
Barack: wow that dream guy lost, I was rooting for him
Elliot: Dude dream isn’t even that good you Dream Stan, he is just loud and annoying he could never beat techno blade cause techno blade NEVA DIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
Barack: please shut
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When the condom explodes inside your girl or guy if you are into that kind of thing.....
After sex I noticed the condom was gone and my girl told me it must have been broken dreams.
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The idea that in America everyone has the oppurtunity to be succesful, so if you aren't then you are lazy and probably a Mexican.
Juan has spent fifteen years working fourteen hours a day in a sweatshop. The American Dream is shit.
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(Famously popularised by the show "Rick and Morty") Semen. Most commonly used when referred to when a child ruined someone's life.
"You shot 20 CC's of liquid Dream Killer into my daughter."
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statement released by manchester red devils player bruno fernandes (traded from sporting green lions) in response to the super league money-grab.
dreams can't be buy - bruno fernanjch
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Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.
I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.
July 30th is Dream Theater Day in Utah, as proclaimed by Governor of Utah after seeing them in Salt Lake City in the Chaos in Motion tour.
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