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When you are peeing while simultaneously humming, lost in the bliss of sweet relief and you forget to put the damn thing back in before zipping up. Also it's very difficult to get back out once it's in.
Joe: Ahhhh, what a nice pee. OH SHIT FUCKING HELL FFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAA PUSSYVAGINAEATER ....
30 Seconds Later
Joe: Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit How the hell am I going to get this thing out. Fuck the Devil and his Devil's Blowjob.
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To be figuratively fucked worse than anything. As if to be dragged to to hell and be fucked by the devil, figuratively
Tucker: Man I got devil dicked
Pierre: What happened?
Tucker: Jackson slept with my girl
Pierre: Man, you did get devil dicked
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This is a sex act that involves first the recipient having fecal matter deposited on their face and smeared, like a cleveland steamer combined with a mud fall. Then adding in a swirlie, the individual's face is placed in a toilet as it is flushed while having intercourse in a doggystyle position.
A tasmanian dirt devil exquisitely combines defecation and fear of suffocation to heighten the sexual experience.
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Bart Simpson. Used by some lady that thought he was just an urban legend
If she's danced with the devil in the blue shorts and lived, we have ourselves a nominee!
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when two men fuck a women while shes on her period
ryo and lave performd the devil barrell fuck on kaytee because she was the only girl willing to.
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A three way with two guys and one girl. Dicks may never touch. No eye contact between two guys. Defy these rules and you shell forever burn in hell.
I had a devil's three way with Dave and Rodney, it was wierd but great.
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Devils triangle
Had devils triangle with Bob last night.
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