A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
When you wear a thong and have your dong out in a throng, don't act like its wrong. Maybe they can all have their dongs out and the throng sings a great song.
Jennisa: Why would you wear a thong in public? That is weird.
Nickolas: Nah, thats just the Dong & Thong Throng typa shi ifykyk
To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
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*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"
A past tense verb used to describe an interaction between a penis and something, or someone else.
Man 1: "I was so drunk last night, I took a piss off a bridge but used the hand rail to hold my dick."
Man 2: "I wonder how many people today have touched that bridge you donged."
derivative of dong (n) - penis, dick
to be thoroughly fucked, often used in excess or as hyperbole
Mike got donged halfway to death and he just wanted some kinky sex.
The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker
That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.